Resumé of Rotworm

Objective

To attain part-time employment.

Education

1997-Present Okanagan University College
Bachelor of Arts Program
Completed courses vary widely and include: Calculus, Physics, English, Philosophy, Basket Weaving and General Weaving.

1992-1997 Clarence Fulton Secondary
Graduated with a 3.2 GPA.
Completed courses include: Claculus, Physics, English, Chemistry, Tomfoolery and Hackey-Sack.

Work Experience

July 99-Present Electrical Company
Office Lackey
Duties include: Broom Maintainence, Cigarette Dispensing and General Washroom Tending.

Dec 97-July 99 Pool Hall
Attendant
Duties included: Mindlessly Staring into Nothingness and Refilling Ketchups.

Oct 96-Nov 97 Gas Station
Attendant
Duties Included: Mindlessly Pumping Gasoline and Refilling Ketchups.

Apr 96-Oct 96 Pizza Restaurant
Deliverer
Duties Included: Mindlessly Delivering Pizza's and General Scapgoating.

Volunteer Work

July 00
Assisted in garage sale to raise money to train volunteers in victim assistance. The RCMP Victim Assistance is a government program that provides canadian victims with a flesh shoulder to cry on. Soon to be substituted with a mechanical shoulder.

Feb 00
Assisted in RCMP Victims Assistence television commercial. Performed the role of young teenage criminal. I played the role surprisingly well, due to a large background in break and entering.

Interests

Interests include: Smoking, Drinking, Excessive Drug Abuse, Complete Avoidance of Meaningfull Relationships and Basketball.

References

Available upon request.

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